[For secondary school students]
When you become a kid
You’re always looking UP
At grown-UPs
And some of them think you should…
Keep UP with the others
Stand UP when yer told to
Live UP to expectations
And always turn UP on time
Eat UP all that dinner
Drink UP all yer milk
Open UP yer eyes
And now go clean UP yer room
But don’t play UP
Don’t make UP stories
Don’t stuff UP
And don’t trip UP whatever you do
Next don’t run UP debts
Don’t throw UP on the carpet
Confess UP all yer sins
But don’t give UP – there’s hope
So jump UP outta yer bed
Round UP all yer friends
Cough UP the money
And climb UP the social ladder
Now make UP yer mind
Sign UP for life
Face UP to the future
C’mon! Just bloody well grow UP!
But first do UP yer tie
Line UP outside the room
And speak UP I can’t hear you
Why don’t you just wake UP to yourself?
Oh, but quick, write UP your homework
Type UP your neat copy
Put UP your hand to answer
But please keep your chin UP
And pick UP all those papers
Stick UP for yourself
And SHUT UP
…While I’m reading this poem!